whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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