fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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