I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
