i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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