Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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