he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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