I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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