we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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