Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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