I want to make a zoo with you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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