i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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