you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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