I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This is my gift to your gina
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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