Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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