Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize