just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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