i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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