New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All the doctor said was why
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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