what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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