I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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