I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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