hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
either way he was missing a nipple.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
