he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize