so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
