U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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