She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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