i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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