So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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