so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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