Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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