Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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