I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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