Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize