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Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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