the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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