i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We left the knife in your bed.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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