check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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