I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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