I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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