chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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