I have demons in me.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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