I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Randomize
