Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
someone owes me an orgasm
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize