hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
