carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
