It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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