Whod you bang
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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