i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You have to summon your inner elephant
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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