Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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