Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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