you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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