I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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