I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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