Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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