so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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