Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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