GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize