Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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