in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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