i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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